Last night was an interesting experience with the enema! I'll spare you all the gory details but the process was funny as hell. At one point I thought I'd loose it before the specified time was up as Hubbs kept making me laugh. I must admit, the sight of me with my butt in the air on the bathroom floor must have been priceless. And if you knew my Hubbs, you'd know what kinda jokes and comments ensued as soon as he starting inserting that fluid in the you-know-where.
Didn't get much sleep last night...I was worried not only about the retrieval but also about how I would cope with an early morning and no fluids or food. Come on, I NEED my breakfast just to feel human! So I ate a large dinner last night, snacked and then sipped on water until just before midnight; the designated cutoff time.
Got up early this morning and after avoiding Hubbs as much as I could while he ate his breakfast, we hit the morning commute to get to the clinic. Arrived nice and early and it wasn't long before I was chatting with the anesthesiologist. Hell of a nice guy, just as well seeing as I was putting my life in his hands, so to speak. While getting prepped I had them laughing as I told them that Hubbs and I had been trying to decide whether we should order our eggs over-easy or sunny-side up. We decided on sunny-side up :)
The anesthesiologist said he was ready to give me my Mimosa's but I asked if he could make it a Margarita instead...and he obliged...such a nice man ;) Within minutes I felt the room start to sway, or was that the palm trees I was picturing as I heard the waves crash upon the beach. Man, these drugs are good!! I was warned I would have amnesia and wasn't surprised as any good drinking binge will produce the same effect. Just was hoping for no hangover afterwards.
After heading back to the beach hut I realized that I was suddenly joined by a nurse and some doctor's. What a messed up fantasy this was turning out to be! Wait, I have how many eggs?? I'm still shocked and surprised that after being told 3 days ago that it looked like I only had about 7 follies at a good size, that from within the deeper regions of my innards they manage to dig up a total of 20 treasure chests. 20 eggs retrieved...who knew! Everyone seemed pleased but I was still coming around and couldn't be sure if this was the effects of the Margarita still wearing off.
I had to stay put for a while after they unplugged me. I wasn't expecting the pain in my lower abdomen and lower back to be quite that bad. I do have a low pain threshold and figured it was just me being a big baby but they were as sweet as can be and the nurse stayed with me as I plucked up the courage to sit up and get dressed. As Hubbs was about to begin his fantasy in another room they found me a quiet area to rest while he watched me cavort and frolic around on his iPhone. Wished I felt that sexy at the time, but instead I just wanted to go home and go to bed, for all the wrong reasons. Hubbs eventually emerged with a big grin on his face, and helped me get up and walk to the car. He's such a sweetheart. Really, this process, no matter how it turns out, has brought us even closer and I still can't believe that this wonderful man is my Husband. I really really hope that I can have his child!
So I am now lying in bed still in a wee bit of pain and quite bloated but it's getting easier. The heat pad has really helped. Was famished at lunch and ate a bowl of soup and toast, all delivered to me by my personal waiter, Hubbs. Such wonderful service!
I just got the phone call from the clinic with our scheduled time for transfer; Monday at 11am. We'll know more tomorrow when the doctor calls with an update on how our little frogspawn are doing. Finger's crossed :)
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